blogging plants can be so hard bc its like have i already reblogged that picture idk its a tree and its green but theyre all green



this is the stupidest fucking thing, if you don’t know if you’ve reblogged something already it’s not a meaningful picture meaning you probably don’t have a meaningful blog and like what’s even the point of being on here if your blogs useless and unoriginal

who give a fuck if ur blog dont have meaning it 2014 i saw a gif of a man making chocolate milk in his asshole today and i was like hmmm cool 

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23 hours ago by egyptianafrothunder 8,465 notes




honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 


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    tumblr sjw: Hi guys! So, I'm an opposexual, it means I'm sexually attracted to the opposite sex. So, since I'm a girl, I'm attracted to boys. And I'm a comfogender, it means I'm comfortable in the gender I was assigned at birth. She/her pronouns, please!
    Actual LGBTQA person: You literally just described a heterosexual and a cisgender person.
    tumblr sjw: Ick, no! Those genders and sexualities have been keeping us LGBTQIPAOCWXYZ people down. They're part of the patriarchy! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY! Can I have a safe space please?
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